#1 - The first rule of Lan Fights is, you do not talk about Lan Fights. #2 - The second rule of Lan Fights is, you DO NOT talk about Lan Fights. #3 - If someone says stop, goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. #4 - Two guys to a fight. #5 - One fight at a time. #6 - No shirts, no shoes. #7 - Fights will go on as long as they have to. #8 - If this is your first night at Lan Fights, you have to fight.